Kitchen Witches
by Hasty Retreat Productions

Oct. 24 - Oct. 31 (2017)

Winner! 2005 Samuel French Canadian Playwrights Contest

Isobel Lomax and Dolly Biddle are two "mature" cable-access cooking show hostesses who have hated each other for 30 years, ever since Larry Biddle dated one and married the other. When circumstances put them together on a TV show called The Kitchen Witches, the insults are flung harder than the food! Dolly's long-suffering TV-producer son Stephen tries to keep them on track, but as long as Dolly's dressing room is one inch closer to the set than Isobel's, it's a losing battle, and the show becomes a rating smash as Dolly and Isobel top both Martha Stewart and Jerry Springer!


MALE ACTOR NEEDED:  Male, 25-35, for production of Kitchen Witches by Caroline Smith.  Exp. Preferred, but not necessary for right person.  Individual chosen should be committed, responsible, and have good communication skills.  Rehearsals Monday and Wednesday evenings about 25 miles E of Austin in Bastrop County.  Show is a one night run, compensated.  Overnight stay.  Dinner theater.  Second half of run is first two weekends in April, 2018, six shows, small stipend.  Please send head shot (or a picture if you don’t have a head shot) and bio to hastyretreat3@gmail.com.  Want to cast immediately.